Hello!  My name is Oscar Mayer, and I am one heck of a hot dog!

I came to DDR because I wasn't doing well at the Watertown Humane Society. 

I could really use some groceries, and my foster mom is doing a good job trying to put some meat on my bones.

I love to snuggle, and I just adore anyone who will take some time to love me.  I kennel well when my foster mom is at work, and I love having a fenced yard to run around in and to play with the other dachshunds at my foster home.

Could you show me what forever means?  I hear all the dachsies talk about it, and I really, really want that.  I would love you forever!  And ever!  I promise!